少儿英语幽默故事

 　　英语教学是指对于英语是或者不是第一语言的人进行教授英语的过程。以下是小编整理的我的小学英语教学故事的内容，欢迎阅读!

　　英语幽默故事：总感到口渴

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”

　　“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

　　英语幽默故事：他赢了

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?

　　约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

　　汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?

　　约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外 远，他赢了。

　　英语幽默故事：新发现

　　A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young

　　model stepped off the elevator.

　　Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!"

　　一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。

　　乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!”

　　英语幽默故事：请帮个忙

　　The mechanic was very busy when I took my car in for repairs, so I settled down in the waiting room with a book I'd brought along. The mechanic was in and out answering calls, and at one point he stopped and looked at me . "Would you do me a favor and flip back a few pages when someone comes in? That way it won't look as if you've been here all day."

　　我把车拖去修理，机械师很忙。所以我就坐在接待室，拿出我随身带来的书读，机械师出出进进地打招呼。有一次，他停下来看了看我说：“你能帮我个忙吗?有人进来时，把书翻回几页行吗?那样的话，就不会看上去你在这儿呆了一整天了。”

　　英语幽默故事：两只鸟

　　eacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老师：请说说看。

　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

　　英语幽默故事：海军军官候补生

　　One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the officer scolded. "Is there a problem-that has kept you from studies?"

　　"No, sir," the midshipman replied. "I have no idea what the problem is. I study the notes I take, and I'm never late to class. I don't even talk in class, but for some reason my professors don't seem to like me.

　　The officer sat back and thought. Then he asked, "Do you get enough sleep?"

　　My classmate replied, "Sir, do you mean at night or in class?"

　　我们在美国海军学院军官候补生中有一个同伴，他的学业很差。他到连队军官那儿寻求安慰。“你的成绩糟透了，”军官责备他说，“是否你的学习中存在什么问题?”

　　“没有哇，先生，”候补生回答说，“我搞不清楚是什么问题。我读我的笔记，上课从不迟到。甚至上课从不讲话，但不知怎么搞的，教授们好像都不喜欢我。”

　　军官向后一靠，想了想。然后问道：“你睡眠充足吗?”

　　我同学回答说：“先生，你说的是夜里还是课堂上?”